Instragram Fight : 1
By Snob - 7:10 AM
So, the other day I was scrolling my feed and I happened by D.Wang's photo of she and Brendon on some red carpet. She being the only one from the show I follow, I went to click on Brendon's page to see what he'd been up to, when I noticed this fuckin' fool taking low blows.
Now, the only way to make an impact is to not state the obvious. If I was someone pretending to be natural, then PERHAPS this would have been smooth. But the fact's are the facts. I wear a lot of makeup because that's my look at the moment. That's the point. I'm not putting matte white eye shadow on my cheeks, jaw and chin, in the hopes that people will think I'm fresh faced? It's only a read if it's news.
Now, this one was a little bit better. Again, had I not been doing these eyebrows intentionally, this would have been a good read. However, I'm very skilled with an eyebrow brush so if my brows look fake, it's intentional. I have not had real eyebrows since 2008, and 90% of the time you can't tell. Because I take the 6 extra minutes to draw hairs. Like, girl... keep trying! You're almost insulting!!!
Okay! So here's where she throws out a lie, and hopes I bite the bait. I'm too slick for that shit baby girl. I'm not going to fight over something you made up, nor will I ever defend myself against something I know to be untrue. And notice the "I'll stop" as if she's the one letting me up? As if she's the one who's had the upper hand.. She's going to take pity on me and stop fucking me up... Let's carry on.
NOW, the comment about my nose wasn't insulting... the idea that I'm over contouring it was. Has anyone seen my nose? If that's your idea of over contouring, then FUCK. I literally trace my nose shape. I don't even cut it? So, I had had about enough at this point. My time was being wasted on this piss ant who couldn't keep up! I can't argue with someone who's not using truths. I can't defend a lie? Call me something that's smart. Reply with some fucking calculation. Don't just pull things from the sky and hope they stick? Like, bitch, the fuck did you attend middle school? Now, the bitch had to be told
I was hoping this was the end. I even did a lil fall back to my opening line about her being broke as a joke. But as luck would have it, her fingers had more to say. It was time she threw in the race card.. which is always the ultimate sign of defeat.
NOW, I could have answered with a VERY low class "racist" Asian reply. I could have stooped to her level and said something like "Bitch, maybe if your eyes opened all the way, you would be able to in fact see that I am a MAN, but since you're working with the vision of a new born dog. I guess I see how I slid past you, unclocked, and unnoticed. Could it be my amazing "cake face" that threw you?"... BUT, I kept myself together. Because, that is something people do when they're flat out of things to say. You fall back on racial comments when you're on your last limb... They then follow it up with the classic "you're stupid". Which is her way of saying "I'm SO much smarter than you, that I can't continue with this".. When in reality she means "I'm so lost and I need to bail on this!" I mean, in one breath my parents are rich, and at the end I'm leeching society? SO, is she claiming that I'm committing welfare fraud?.. Or is she praising my parents and calling them "society"? I wish I spoke "stupid fuck" so I could figure out exactly what she was saying? UGH
I even gave her a typo to read me over. "So coming on see to attack", the fuck am I saying? She should have caught that, and made a wise crack about me not knowing how to ''proof read'' or something. But low and behold, this idiot just had to make her exit. She took her shit, and hit the bricks.. but before she could fully disappear. She had to leave me with one final peal of knowledge
That is the statement of a defeated girl. She told herself "Hey, I haven't made any fucking sense this entire time? I might as well not now". If I was insecure? Why would I constantly post selfies? And wouldn't the fact that I get likes (from the followers she claimed I paid for?) boost my self esteem? Thus pulling me out of my insecurity?.. I could have just let it end on that, but in true "immature" fashion, I couldn't let her have the last word...
SIDE NOTE
during this, I was getting some people commenting and cheering me on. Some even commented to this idiot as well.
God Bless
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