I was robbed at work today by a 45 year old woman. She sounded like a 17 year old boy who was mimicking something he once heard "bird man" say. She was truly one of the most disgusting looking cunts I've ever laid my eyes on. The regret I feel for not poppin' her in that raisin face continues to play in my head. But that's one of the reasons I keep working there. Clearly it's not for the money, but more for the stories...
I'll make a YouTube video about this soon.
I told the police if I ever catch her again I'm fucking her up on sight.